yeah yeah, necro, but it's bizarre, and there's sonic, so I'm putting it here anyway.
This is the most recent (and end?) of a sequential dream I was having. The only relevant backstory is that Albuquerque is ugly and horrid, unless viewed through binoculars and mirrors, from Japan.
So there's an exhibit in a... mall? in Albuquerque and my gf and I are going to see it. It includes a monitor that shows a webcam looking through binocs at ABQ, and it's kinda like an awesome kaleidoscope...
After the exhibit, Bambi says "I need to go get new shoes", and wanders off, while I am drinking from a water fountain. I run to catch up, but can't, so then I go looking for her.
I leave the mall and walk around to the... back of the mall? and there's a bunch of dumpsters and stuff, and then there's a storefront behind them, and a woman yelling at a guy in a hardhat that he built the whole damn thing backwards and she was going to have his ass. Also, Fabio stands nearby, waiting for this woman to finish yelling.
I'm looking at a shoe because I think it looks interesting, it looks like a wire-frame shoe, but it doesn't look like it connects right (Like the rising triangle optical gimmick), so I pick it up and start looking at it, and the aforementioned woman comes over and yells at me for touching it and getting my "big greasy man-hand-prints all over it", so I tell her I'm looking for my gf, and she screams at me to get out. On my way out, I hear the following exchange between Fabio and the lady.
Fabio: Excuse me, are you the owner of this~
Lady: Look, I don't know who you are, so why are you talking to me? I have better things to do... *walks away*
Fabio: o_o
Fabio then proceeds to pull a motorbike out of his hammerspace and ride off into the sunset.
Still looking for my girlfriend, I walk into a jewelery store, and while looking around at all the pretty rocks, the owner walks over and asks me to leave because I'm not dressed in the proper attire to be shopping at her store. As I'm leaving, the bitch from the shoe store walks up and talks to the bitch form the jewelery store and they start following me.
I walk into a clothing store, same thing happens, and then I remember Bambi said she was going to get new shoes, so I try two more shoe stores, and they keep kicking me out.
At this point a security guard calls me over and asks me where my mother is, I said she wasn't here, and I was an adult, so they used a transporter to get here there, and then were threatening to handcuff me to her when she turned into a pile of tapioca pudding and slopped through the floor. Deciding that it's not fair to try to chain me to pudding, I was allowed to leave.
Anyway, I walk past a funcoland, and I'm like "screw it, I'm at the mall, and I refuse to not look at the games, damnit!"
So I stroll inside, and at the head of a long line behind her, is my girlfriend, purchasing a copy of "Sonic and the New Shoes"
so I crack up laughing, and I'm like "yeah, my gf is awesome", and all the bitches, at that moment, catch up to me, and start yelling at each other and at me.
So I go down the list, starting with the first one, about what their businesses are doing wrong, and each one, in turn, sadfaces. After I've gone through each one, I go back to the first one and yell, "AND YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO FABIO IS!" and the other four look at her evilly and turn into KKK-hooded members, complete with torches and pitchforks, the Benny Hill theme plays, and they run off chasing the bitch who didn't know who Fabio was.
Fabio shows up, high-fives me, the Fonz shows up out of nowhere and is like, "EYYYYY"
and I wake up.
EDIT: spelling